Santa Cruz

It is now 3:18am, no big deal. I am about to start packing for my 3 day adventure into the land of hippies and boy scouts. My plan is to wake up at 12 tomorrow and go to class. After class, I will need to make a reasonable size alcohol run for the trip. I plan on spending around 70 - 80 dollars on alcohol, and I don't know how much on gas. This trip is a big chunk of my remaining (dwindling) funds, but I think that it will be well worth it. 3/4 of Team Sexy will be reunited, its Mustache March, and it is going to be rookie night (hopefully) for the Santa Cruz volleyball superstar Darren. We should arrive at like 9 or 10, I want to leave at like 3:30 and hopefully we will be able to get some beer pong in before we crash. I plan on sleeping in the car, even though Wes is making me drive some of the way up. I know I am going to get the shittiest sleep over the next 2 days because I am going to have to like sleep on the floor or on John's bed that smells like Cheetos.... dipped in poop. I am going to make Shawn sleep in Adriana's room and then just sleep in his bed. My mustache is coming along decently, I just used some Just For Men beard dye on it, so hopefully it will be at its peak and get lots of compliments. It is only 5 days into March so don't expect a super dirty stache, but I am trying my hardest. I am going to start packing and try and get some sleep in my comfortable ass bed because I know I am going to be sleeping on the ground, when there are 2 open beds within 5 feet of me.

I have....

recently join The League of Extra Horny Gentlemen. Check us out at http://leagueofextrahornygentlemen.blogspot.com/

Quick Recap

On Wednesday the Clippers beat the Celtics at home, and I watched it live with Denny, while he nearly shit himself. The Suns got owned by the Lakers at Staples Center on Friday, but they play again on Sunday in Phoenix. Hopefully we can pull of an upset, we are currently 5-2 with the new head coach Alvin Gentry and I am liking that he is trying to go back to the old style. Amare is out for the rest of the regular season though, so now every time I watch a game I have to watch shitty ass Louis Amundson and Jared Dudley, which really chaps my ass. The Knicks waived Starbury and the Celtics picked him up. I have recently tried to come up with NBA players that are "true" white guys, and realized that there are very few of them. I think by far the best "true" white guy American is David Lee. Steve Nash doesnt count because he is Canadian and all those euro-fucks dont count either. Im talking about Kevin Love, Chris Anderson, Kirk Hinrich goofy hustle white dudes. I am trying to build up some momentum heading into the playoffs for fantasy basketball, but first I have to make the playoffs, haha.

Zach Randolph

is now my new favorite player. He punched Louis Amundson in the face. This is glorious because I hate Amundson, he puts shame to Suns fans around the world. On a good note the suns fired Terry Porter, and hired Alvin Gentry who is looking to bring it back to the run-and-gun D'Antoni ways. They are 2-0 since the coaching change, but both wins have been against the Clippers which isn't saying much haha.

Mustache March

I'm starting early because my mustache is so pussy. It should be pretty legit by March 20, if we decide to come up. You and Shawn better represent.

Dirty White Boy

You have "First Asain Boy" I have "Dirty White Boy"

So stoked

All-star weekend is this weekend. Kevin, Wes, and I are planning on getting extremely sloshed. We are going to pick a guy in the 3 pt contest and take a shot per shot they make. I personally want to choose Daequan Cook because I'm hoping he will lose in the first round, so I will still be able to stand. I have a feeling that I am going to get stuck with the Spur Roger Mason and get gayed out like the Spurs always do and watch this fucker shoot lights out. Speaking of NBA, I feel horrible for Al Jefferson, first he gets shisted out of the all-stars (He is only one of 3 guys averaging 20 points and 10 rebounds) and then he tears his acl in the last 27 seconds of the game, and now his career season is over. And my team is actually looking better, I would of slayed Cody last week if CP and Tyson played. Tyrus Thomas pick up of the year thats all I have to say. All-Star weekend is great because after its over all my guys will 100% and then it is game time, Im just warning you Darren, you better make 100 more moves because I'm coming and there aint no stopping me unless you take a 2 by 4 to CP's legs.

P.S: Steve Nash is not even apart of the events this year, and I'm going to commit suicide. He might be apart of the skills challenge with Jameer out.

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Good Old Fashion Fun

I am....

huge like Arnold... just wanted to let you know.

Darren

is doing a blog so now I have to keep mine updated hahah. http://darrenseye.blogspot.com. Check it out